Does anybody know where Bill Walton has been during this year’s NBA Playoffs? Its not that I want him calling games; he might be harder to listen to than a Reggie Miller/Dick Vitale hybrid. Despite being a terrible announcer, Bill definitely provides very high quality entertainment. So here’s a top five list my favorite Bill Walton commentaries that leave you scratching your head.

Top 5 Quotes

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5.”Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet!”

4. Exchange between he and Tom Hammond: “John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!” Tom: “Wow, that’s a pretty strong statement. I guess I don’t have a good handle on world history.” Bill: “Well Tom, that’s because you didn’t go to UCLA.”

3.”Manu Ginobli is one of the greats. Not just of this generation, but of all time.”
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5. Players and their egos

If an NBA player is looked at the wrong way by another player, there is going to be some sort of standoff to make sure the dude receiving the look doesn’t lose any manpoints. Its ridiculous to me how some of these players will go out of the way to let another player know that what they did was upsetting to the other. They just end up looking really stupid. I’m also sick of a little altercation between two players resulting in the posse running over to turn it into a way bigger deal than it really was. It is really ridiculous when players from the same team do something as childish as splash each other with water and then throw towels (No I’m not making that up).

4. Music being played during play

I’m not a fan of music being played during actual gameplay. The home team shouldn’t be allowed to have the PA announcer start “DAY-O” chants and play music that gets faster and faster as the shot clock winds down in order to fluster opponents. I know this has been going on for years now but its an insult to the game of basketball. No othe sport plays rap beats or organs during gameplay and its just unprofessional.
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We’ve all done it. Its happened to every sports fan. You turn the TV on and wait for it to warm up and when it finally does you have to double check that the channel is ESPN and not some new C-SPAN-MSNBC hybrid channel. ESPN has had a bad habit as of late of putting random nonsense on espn, espn2, espnews, espn classic, etc. all at the same time. When this occurs, at least one of these 5 sports are on 1 or more of the aforementioned channels. This is my list of sports that should not under any circumstances be shown in their entirety on ESPN or any sports network for that matter.
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