Yes, I have created a poll for this post (and I’m really excited about it because it took a lot more effort that it rightly should have). This is what we in the business call “a teaser.” You’ll have to actually read the post to discover what it is. Brilliant!
I curiously got another media guide from the University of Tennessee. This one was for the Swim and Dive team. Though I usually LOVE getting magazines full of half-naked dudes, this one wasn’t quite as appealing because of the orange. Yet again, the guide arrived in fortunate timing (you may recall the last one was useful for an office bonfire) as Larry has run out of toilet paper and is now spared a trip to Kroger (Right store, right price). I thought about calling and taking myself off the list but I realized I am slowly draining UT of its resources. They waste millions in ink, time and stamps mailing me these guides. After I’m through they won’t be able to pay Lane or Monte Kiffin. How you like them apples?
Will would like me to mention that he correctly predicted Shane Mosley to win last weekend. I only recall him telling me at 2am AFTER the fight but he claims he told me the previous weekend (when his face was still fully clad with hair). I’ll leave it up to you whether he gets props or not.
In some big news, the Furman Paladins cost me twenty bucks by getting a win against a D1 opponent, UNC Greensboro. However, I did see they sold out Timmons Arena for their game against Davidson which is something I’ve never seen Fort Stegeman do. Respek.
A Wisconsin court recently declared cheerleading a contact sport. A girl wanted to sue one of her teammates failed to catch her in a routine. I guess the definition of “contact” is “A coming together or touching, as of objects or surfaces” so technically, the ruling is correct. But pro gamer Josh “Squeal” Witkowski makes “contact” with his laptop while he’s pwning noobs online (headshots only bc he’s l33t), does that count? While Kobe is playing chess (NOT checkers) he makes contact with the pieces. Brutal.
I gave away the press pass to the Miss. St. game to another member of staff because I’m such a generous guy. I have to somehow convince the lesser beings that I actually care and bribery seemed like the best option. But really, who cares about Miss. St? I’m gunning for Billy Donovan.
Until next time, Ball Hard.
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