If anyone doubted what I said about Hans, he came through for me in a big way with his comments on the last post. Unfortunately, his reading skills were also put on display. I chose the Big Ten to lose their automatic BCS pick. Read the article (and wipe that stuff off your face, bro). The Tebow comment was a joke referring to Dominique Franks’ idiotic remarks.
Speaking of jokes, this is the last time I will clarify a joke on this blog. This is now the third time someone has used this blog for a legitimate source. If the post is under “James’ Blog” please do not take it very seriously. Recently, I’ve been called uninteresting, stupid and a dumb slut (though the last may be unrelated to the blog). For example, there was not really a “monsoon” in Athens. That would be impossible. I know many of you were concerned and the flowers were greatly appreciated, but the town is safe and more importantly, so am I.
The Tennessee game was an awesome experience, though it was tough for me not to yell at Wayne Chism (also, Tennessee orange makes me vomit). Yelling at opposing players is something I’ve been developing into an art form from my junior year in high school until last season. Getting into the head of opponents is something that must be taken seriously because if done wrong, can lead to absolute catastrophe. I have an example of each from last season.
The first example came from the Tennessee game last season. During warmups, I yelled at Chris Lofton, “Chris you sucked and Mason County (his high school) and you suck now!” Lofton looked me dead in the eye, grabbed a ball and drained a three. He then put his finger to his lips and proceeded to make six three’s in the game on his way to 22 points. Ouch.
Another such incident came against Ole Miss. I yelled at Trevor Gaskins, who was bouncing around and joking with his teammates, “Hey Gaskins! Did the wide open three you missed against Kentucky to lose the game remind you of the one you missed against Milton last year?” He looked at me and shook his head but did stop his dancing. Gaskins didn’t score, had two fouls and a turnover. Success.
It takes a lot of skill to successfully rattle a player and more importantly, you have to know who to go after. They tend to frown upon it when sitting with the press. I may have to pass up some passes to help Georgia win a couple of games this season because they need all the help they can get.
I got some audio from Bruce Pearl but had to leave once the UT players left the locker room because I felt I would either vom or stab one of the players in the neck with my pen. It was right before I was going to ask Pearl how much he got paid. What a drag.
Until next time, Ball extremely hard (you’ve been getting lazy).
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